This guy’s a freak. All he does is skydive. And talk about skydiving. And buy $650 skydiving watches with altimeters built in. And when he’s not skydiving? He’s practicing on chairs. And what’s better than laying on a chair and trying to envision your feeble body plummeting towards earth at three thousand miles an hour? Laying on a chair and trying to envision your feeble body plummeting towards earth at three thousand miles an hour with a bag of Smartfood. Yeah.

-White Cheddar