March 10th, 2009 - 11:03 AM - Posted in: PicturesSexySmartfood
Smartfood is Good for the Belly

This is a belly dance troupe. Do you know the most important part of a belly dancer? Her belly! And after a hard days performance what do these particular dancers use to relax? What kind of miracle snack have they discovered that keeps them full of energy and sexy bellies? Smartfood! When asked why they have such a disturbing love for Smartfood they all shouted (in frightening unison): “It’s good for the heart, mind, soul…and MY BELLY!” Nineteen time world champion cabaret/belly dancer Keziah said of the snack: “If it weren’t for this popcorn I honestly don’t know where I’d be right now. I mean, I could be face down in a gutter in Milwaukee…Or just hungry. Either way, it’s not something I like to think about.” Heavy words for the young dancer.

So get out there and buy some Smartfood! YOU could be the next world champion belly dancer*!

-White Cheddar

*Probably not

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