Have you ever snuggled with a bag of Doritos? Hugged a Twizzler? Made out with a can of Pringles? I didn’t think so. But I’d be surprised if anybody reading this hasn’t at least had some inappropriate thoughts about Smartfood. Some people even take it too far…You don’t want to see what happened five minutes after this photo was taken, it’s actually a little bit haunting. And sexy. But mostly haunting. (And sexy).

-White Cheddar