This is a belly dance troupe. Do you know the most important part of a belly dancer? Her belly! And after a hard days performance what do these particular dancers use to relax? What kind of miracle snack have they discovered that keeps them full of energy and sexy bellies? Smartfood! When asked why they have such a disturbing love for Smartfood they all shouted (in frightening unison): “It’s good for the heart, mind, soul…and MY BELLY!” Nineteen time world champion cabaret/belly dancer Keziah said of the snack: “If it weren’t for this popcorn I honestly don’t know where I’d be right now. I mean, I could be face down in a gutter in Milwaukee…Or just hungry. Either way, it’s not something I like to think about.” Heavy words for the young dancer.

So get out there and buy some Smartfood! YOU could be the next world champion belly dancer*!

-White Cheddar

*Probably not

Have you ever snuggled with a bag of Doritos? Hugged a Twizzler? Made out with a can of Pringles? I didn’t think so. But I’d be surprised if anybody reading this hasn’t at least had some inappropriate thoughts about Smartfood. Some people even take it too far…You don’t want to see what happened five minutes after this photo was taken, it’s actually a little bit haunting. And sexy. But mostly haunting. (And sexy).

-White Cheddar

This guy’s a freak. All he does is skydive. And talk about skydiving. And buy $650 skydiving watches with altimeters built in. And when he’s not skydiving? He’s practicing on chairs. And what’s better than laying on a chair and trying to envision your feeble body plummeting towards earth at three thousand miles an hour? Laying on a chair and trying to envision your feeble body plummeting towards earth at three thousand miles an hour with a bag of Smartfood. Yeah.

-White Cheddar