Today is a bittersweet day for us at SmartFoodDelicious.com. This post marks the debut of our all new video-posting technology*! But alas, it is a day marked by sadness. This will also be our first post where Smartfood is not completely skull-crushingly triumphant.

Today’s video takes us back to a simpler time, a time where people could just party all night not worrying about what packaged popcorn was purchased for the purpose of their powerful yet passionate pleasure…I’m speaking, of course, of New Year’s Eve 2008. It started off like any other end-of-the-year banger but things took a turn south when one of the party-goers went to the kitchen for some snacks. What she found was not only horrendously disturbing, but also disheartening, shocking, depressing, tear-jerking, and simile-inducing. She found, where she expected two fresh bags of Smartfood, an impostor. But not the good kind of impostor that just costs less, the bad kind like the cereal on the bottom shelf in a bag at your local grocer (and no, guy who tries to validate his cheapness by pretending cardboard is tasty: it doesn’t taste just as good). The pain and suffering she went through I’d wish on no one, save not even my mortal enemy.

We at SmartFoodDelicious.com happened to be ready during such a traumatic time and did our best to console the troubled young girl. We don’t think we were successful but we do hope that the distressing (completely candid, we swear) footage caught will strike a chord in the hearts of those future hosts and hostesses of the world so that they may consider stocking their party with only the best. That when you have a little craving they will be ready with what we all know and love, Smartfood.

-White Cheddar

*Special thanks to Kara Ann for being our first ever SmartFoodDelicious.com actress and making our first ever video post possible!

This is a belly dance troupe. Do you know the most important part of a belly dancer? Her belly! And after a hard days performance what do these particular dancers use to relax? What kind of miracle snack have they discovered that keeps them full of energy and sexy bellies? Smartfood! When asked why they have such a disturbing love for Smartfood they all shouted (in frightening unison): “It’s good for the heart, mind, soul…and MY BELLY!” Nineteen time world champion cabaret/belly dancer Keziah said of the snack: “If it weren’t for this popcorn I honestly don’t know where I’d be right now. I mean, I could be face down in a gutter in Milwaukee…Or just hungry. Either way, it’s not something I like to think about.” Heavy words for the young dancer.

So get out there and buy some Smartfood! YOU could be the next world champion belly dancer*!

-White Cheddar

*Probably not

Who better to lie down with after a long day hittin’ fat forty-footers and shredding rails than a nice full bag of Air-popped goodness? Nobody, I submit. At least no one who will remain as tasty, fresh, AND comfortable as a nice full (not for long) bag of Smartfood popcorn. Which is why our Smartfood fan of the day is Claire, the hardest riding female rider this side of sanity (the “in” side). Keep shredding and eating like wicked smartly tasty.

-White Cheddar

This guy’s a freak. All he does is skydive. And talk about skydiving. And buy $650 skydiving watches with altimeters built in. And when he’s not skydiving? He’s practicing on chairs. And what’s better than laying on a chair and trying to envision your feeble body plummeting towards earth at three thousand miles an hour? Laying on a chair and trying to envision your feeble body plummeting towards earth at three thousand miles an hour with a bag of Smartfood. Yeah.

-White Cheddar